Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
be right there i have to get my cape
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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