so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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