a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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