Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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