What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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