that's an acceptable place to lick
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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