just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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