Hey man sorry I got all grabby
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
