you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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