No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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