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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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