I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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