Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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