Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
