I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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