I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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