I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Randomize
