There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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