Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
