I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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