Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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