Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I need a burrito and a hug.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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