So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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