it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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