Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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