Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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