in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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