did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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