bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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