I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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