S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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