it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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