when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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