Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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