I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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