She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
