weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
where are you?
Hypothermia
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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