Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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