who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
accomplished twins. life is a go
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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