Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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