So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mouth tastes like poor choices
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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