its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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