i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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