Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
