so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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