We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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