I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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