i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
