uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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