first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
