Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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