A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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