I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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