she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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