Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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